According to the Chicago Sun Times, Mr. T is good enough to show up for jury duty. Even a group of citizens in Tampa got a moment on their soapbox after serving on a jury.
On the other hand, the Chicago Tribune recently posted a dozen ways to AVOID jury duty.
But the good folks at the SmokingGun.com found someone who was really not so interested. Here’s his affidavit as to why, uh, he is a bit occupied at the moment. Namely, he would “rather count the wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury.”
You want to count what??
To find out what happened, here’s the story, A New Wrinkle on Avoiding Jury Duty. Damn, wish we thought of that title.
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